New Movie : Saw 5

There's a certain part of me that's envious of the average "SAW" fan. I truly wish I could appreciate this horror franchise on a more visceral level, screaming along with the rest of the crowd as mayhem arrives, lives are ended, and Jigsaw's legacy is twisted further into a mind-bending puzzle only the most patient out there have kept up with.

It's criminal that I refuse entrance into the club, but, then again, when I view a "Saw" movie all I can see are bargain-basement production values, abysmal acting, and a soggy narrative that's spun completely out of control. The only elements holding the franchise together at this point are the blind enthusiasm of horror nuts, truckloads of distraction, and the forgiving nature of the Halloween season.

Detective Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) is being prepped for hero status after his takedown of Jigsaw (Tobin Bell), thus ending the string of crude murders that plagued the city. The only person alive to challenge Hoffman is Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson), who barely survived a Jigsaw trap and is now ready to uncover the truth behind Hoffman's clandestine activities. Chasing the clues, Strahm gets closer to the horrors of Jigsaw's legacy, while Hoffman ventures back into his own past and the events that introduced his evil ways.

Not to rock the boat here, but I consider last year's "Saw IV" to be the finest installment of the series so far, contorting itself hilariously into a shell game of a motion picture, perhaps best titled "Saw 3.5" for comfort. With a genuine actor (Patterson) slapping the film awake and director Darren Lynn Bousman taking a few minor chances with the plot, "Saw IV" was garbage, but not a hideous proposition quite like the other volumes of this rancid franchise. For "Saw V," Bousman is off to directorial purgatory, replaced by series production design vet David Hackl, who sticks uncomfortably close to the "If it ain't broke..." motto during his face time with Jigsaw.

It's actually somewhat startling to watch "Saw V" behave more like a dopey detective story than the hardcore horror extravaganza fans have come to expect. Either the mythos of Jigsaw is becoming too complicated to shoehorn in some gore sequences or perhaps the producers are finally growing weary of repeating themselves with increasingly ridiculous torture devices. Either way, "Saw V" is a sedate feature film, spending more screentime tracking Hoffman's footsteps with Strahm than snuggling up to bloody entrails. The change is refreshing, as is the loss of Bousman, but the restraint only lasts for a few breaths. After all, there's a legacy of blood to protect here.

A sophisticated Jigsaw trap subplot weaves throughout "Saw V," returning to the "Saw II" aesthetic of strangers (including Meagan Good and Julie Benz) duking it out for precious remnants of life. How it ties to the rest of the story is spoiler territory, but it's clear imagination is running low for the death set-pieces, with explosions and low-light executions replacing the splatterfest that once was.

"Saw V" feels like a transitory piece to clear a way for next year's "Saw VI." Hackl chucks in plenty of inexplicable material ready to be explored a year from now, teasing the audience with characters and props that feed the haphazardly constructed arc being assembled by the producers, who resort to time travel once again to pad out the running time to 85 minutes. Not only is "Saw" losing its taste for blood, it can't stay in the present, leaping back and forth through the sequels to shake the audience off the narrative's trail. A trail, mind you, that doesn't actually lead anywhere in "Saw V" except to absurd backstory and the chance to spend more time with Bell as Jigsaw (pass).

"You won't believe how it ends" is the official tagline for "Saw V," but the real question is, will you care? Admirers will undoubtedly fling themselves at the feet of anything the producers dream up, but more careful viewers might be starting to question the validity of this ongoing story: a five-film-too-long journey that has never felt more arbitrarily plotted than in the final 10 minutes of "Saw V."

(By Brian Orndorf)

Movie Review : X-Men Origins: Wolverine

(By Garth Franklin)

Whether you deem it a prequel, a spin-off or a cost-effective fourth entry in the "X-Men" film franchise - the result either way is an oddly bland if modestly respectable adventure through some of the important life events of cinema's most famous mutant.

The lack of emotional resonance or visceral punch is surprising, especially to those of us unfamiliar with the comics who won't be sticklers for detail like the hardcore fans. Admittedly the three previous "X-Men films have grown our awareness of the character and the events of the 'Weapon X' incident. Yet you can't help but feel that the best bits of Wolverine's back story were either left on the cutting room floor or didn't make it past the script stage. This character has had decades of written adventures and, chronologically according to this, almost two centuries of life and THIS is the best they can come up with?

Though the slowest and clumsiest portion of the film, the first act also demonstrates the other potential avenues of where a more ambitious adventure could have gone. An opening credits montage shows us Logan and his brother Sabretooth fighting together in the American Civil War, both World Wars, and in Vietnam before kicking off with its own story of Stryker's team of covert ops mutants on a mission in Africa.

That concept alone would make for an interesting adventure all by itself, but the filmmakers seem acutely aware that this film is already overstuffed and are determined to keep things lean. Thus they move on to loosely establish storytelling archetypes of brothers turned rivals, a mentor gone bad, and an inevitably tragic romance with the sweet Kayla (Lynn Collins). The promising and gorgeous Collins tries her best, but her screen time is so limited and her character treated with almost disdain by the writers that you could cut it out with minimal impact to the rest of the feature.

Things pick up as the story moves to the familiar Weapon X events with Wolverine undergoing the adamantium grafting. Danny Huston is perfectly cast as a young Stryker who is using these mutants to advance his military experiments. Despite knowing its outcome, it's his conviction in these scenes that makes the Frankenstein-esque birthing and nude escape scene of 'Wolverine' himself the film's best scene. Soon after comes the most thrilling action sequence involving an impressively explosive motorbike/helicopter chase.

The cast is the biggest slice of muscular beefcake on display this side of "Troy". Jackman spent months getting in shape for this film and he won't let you forget it. Donned in a tank top and form-fitting jeans much of the time and butt naked during one scene (albeit from behind and at a distance), the actor is what grounds the film and saves it from itself at points. You can see how demanding the action is as the veins and muscles of his upper body bulge obscenely, but being the trooper that he is Jackman delivers the determination, the rage, and sadly only glimpses of the sly humor that his portrayal of the character has become so synonymous for.

For bear lovers there's Liev Schrieber as Sabretooth. Considering the embarrassing way the character was treated in the first "X-Men" film, Schrieber's take as a beastly foot soldier with a dark heart and fierce sense of loyalty makes for a welcome antagonist to Wolverine. The role doesn't allow for much outside of atypical bad guy antics (ie. lame putdowns, off camera killings), but Schrieber makes it sly fun without falling into self-parody and has a solid chemistry with Jackman.

For the twink brigade there's Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Kitsch. The former as Deadpool only shows up at the start and end, impressing more with his sword skills than his usual quick wit which is decidedly limited. The latter as Gambit starts out as a potentially interesting hustler who quickly turns into Wolvie's bland personal assistant for much of the final act. This character is the one the fans have been clamoring to see the most on screen and while Kitsch himself, like Collins, demonstrates a dashing charisma and a lot of potential beyond this franchise - the character itself seems like a decidedly wasted opportunity. Smaller supporting roles like Lost's Dominic Monaghan and musician will.i.am come and go with little impression.

With almost all the action confined to the film's second half, the balance here is decidedly awkward. The early rush of exposition feels dry, lumbering and ungainly. There's very little feeling of a thought out plan on the writer's part so events and characters are thrown together for the sake of it and written around to try and make things gel cohesively. It doesn't work. This feels especially true in the latter half which is a bunch of action set pieces strung out on screen one after the other. A young Cyclops is inserted purely as fan service, while a visual effects-assisted cameo by one of the other regular cast members is cute but perfunctory.

Director Gavin Hood, more notable for his politically fascinating dramas like the brilliant "Tsotsi" and the misguided "Rendition", displays a surprising adeptness at shooting action. Even if the set pieces themselves are rather under choreographed, they are filmed and edited with cohesion even if the visual effects are often not up to scratch. Yet Hood's hiring is obviously to bring a depth of dramatic chops the way that Chris Nolan turned the previously cartoonish "Batman" series into an emotionally and thematically rich franchise, or Bryan Singer's clunky first film and pitch-perfect second film in this franchise did the same to a lesser and more pulpy extent.

On those terms this "First Blood"-lite fails. It's not an outright betrayal of the characters or embarrassing example of studio interference like "X-Men: The Last Stand" was, but it lacks the polish and visual bang for your buck of Ratner's better paced fizzer. To be fair it 'gets' the character and makes faint-hearted attempts at establishing its own sense of mythology, but it always feels forced and all too familiar. Falling somewhere between noble failure and modest success, "Wolverine" is ultimately a generic Summer film actioneer that will quickly be forgotten.

Oceanic / Pacific Art : The Asmat

The Asmat

Located in southwestern New Guinea, the Asmat live along the vast system of rivers that flow into the Arafura Sea. With an estimated population of 70,000, the Asmat are divided into several hundred villages ranging in size from 35 to 2,000 inhabitants. The Metropolitan Museum has an outstanding collection of Asmat art, the majority of which was collected in 1961 by Michael C. Rockefeller.

Wood carving is a flourishing tradition among the Asmat, and wood carvers are held in high esteem. The culture hero Fumeripits is considered to be the very first wood carver, and all subsequent wood carvers (known as wowipits) have an obligation to continue his work. The Asmat also believe that there is a close relationship between humans and trees, and recognize wood as the source of life.

According to the Asmat origin myth, Fumeripits was the first being to exist on earth, and he also created the first men's ceremonial house, or jeu (a club house for men where community issues are discussed, artwork is made, and ceremonies are held). Fumeripits would spend his days dancing along the beach, but after awhile grew tired of being alone. So, he chopped down a number of trees, carved them into human figures, and placed them inside the jeu. However, since the sculptures were inanimate, Fumeripits was still unhappy. He then decided to create a drum (1978.412.962), and chopped down another tree, hollowed out the center, and stretched a piece of lizard skin over the top. As he began to play the drum, the human figures miraculously came to life, their elbows came unstuck from their knees, and they began to dance.

Like Fumeripits, present-day Asmat have a strong tradition of carving figural sculpture out of wood. These figures (1979.206.1589), which are representations of ancestors, are traditionally displayed inside the men's ceremonial house. Although these sculptures commemorate specific individuals who have died, they are not direct portraits, and have generalized features and similar body types. A common pose for these ancestral figures is the elbows-to-knees position (or wenet pose), believed to be the same pose that all humans assume at birth and again at death.

Ancestral imagery also appears on other forms of Asmat art, including wooden war shields (1978.412.929). Shields were created as functional items for warfare, and were meant to protect the user from the spears and arrows of his enemy. At the same time, the imagery that is carved and painted on the surface of the shield endows the piece with the power of the ancestors, which is also intended to protect the user. The designs can be either figural or abstract, depending on the region from which the shield came.

Bis poles (1979.206.1611) are perhaps the most impressive works of art by the Asmat, reaching heights of up to twenty feet. These poles are carved to commemorate the lives of important individuals (usually warriors), and serve as a promise that their deaths will be avenged. These works also assist in the transport of the souls of the dead to the realm of the ancestors. The mangrove tree, from which the sculptures are created, is actually turned upside down and a single planklike root is preserved (which will ultimately project from the top of the artwork). The imagery on the pole itself varies, but usually includes a series of stacked ancestral figures. In interior Asmat villages, wuramon, or spirit canoes (1979.206.1558), serve a similar function.

Asmat body masks (1978.412.1282a) are full-length costumes made of plaited cordage composed of rattan, bark, and sago leaf fiber. The body masks are usually painted with red and white pigment, decorated with carved facial features, and given skirts made of sago leaves. The end result depicts an otherworldly being, which appears only for special funerary ceremonies, known as jipae.

by Emily Caglayan, Ph.D.
Department of Art History, The Graduate Center, City University of New York

Art prints: Pablo Picasso

by Nikki Sabato

Pablo Picasso, famous Spanish expatriate painter, was the leading proponent of the Cubist Movement together with Georges Braque. He is considered to be one of the most influential painters of modernism in the 20th century. Also influenced early by the modern Impressionists; Claude Monet, August Renoir and Gustave Courbet, Pablo Picasso's style viewed art in various dimensions and merged space, lines, forms into a geometric representation of human figures and still life rather than trying to convey them as real. His earlier work was often characterized by a muted and limited color palette of browns, beiges, whites and black. Work from 1912-14 saw the reintroduction of color and the use of other synthetic objects on the canvas. Picasso work was also at a time, influenced by the often disturbing or erotic imagery of the Surrealist movement. Picasso maintained his avant-garde, non-conformist and modernist style to the very end, creating a large collection of work that today remains his legacy to the world.
It is useless to discuss Picasso's most famous works as it is certainly arguable. Some may be better known than others though due to numerous reproductions as poster prints. Some of them include:

• Three Musicians, 1921-This oil on canvas painting features a colorful jigsaw of three musicians. It was painted in the summer at Fontainebleau in France. One plays a horned instrument and the central figure is a harlequin playing the guitar. A closer look reveals that the artist includes a dog under the table. This painting hangs at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. This is probably the most popular poster print of Pablo Picasso. Poster prints online are often viewed and printed through online posters printing companies that print them in standard or custom sizes.

• Girl before a Mirror, 1938-This oil on canvas painting features one of Picasso's favorite subjects during that period, Marie-Thérèse Walter, as a colorful portrait of a woman standing in front of a mirror. Picasso's uses a vibrant collection of shapes that exude a cheerful, fond view of his young mistress. This painting can be found at the Museum of Modern Art and posters can be bought or printed conveniently through online poster printing services.

ART : Van Gogh Artwork

Almond Branches in Bloom, San Remy, c.1890
by Vincent Van Gogh

Vincent Van Gogh’s exquisite “Almond Blossom,” which he painted for his newborn nephew as a symbol of budding life, embraced one of his favorite subjects: flowering branches against a blue sky. Epitomizing the tormented artist, Van Gogh (1853 – 1890) was a post-Impressionist Master whose fragile psyche was uplifted by the healing effects of painting outdoors. Extraordinarily prolific, Van Gogh produced all of his works during a 10-year period—at one point, creating an astonishing 150 paintings and drawings within one year. Although Van Gogh only sold one painting within his lifetime, he profoundly influenced modern Expressionism, Fauvism and Early Abstraction.

Movie Review : Indonesian Movie - Laskar Pelangi

by NN

Satu lagi film yang diangkat dari novel yang telah menjadi best seller dan fenomenal dari Andrea Hirata, menggambarkan kehidupan pelik anak-anak miskin Beltung yang terus menggantungkan cita-citanya lewat pendidikan murah di sebuah SD Muhammadiyah Belitong, sekolah Islam pertama dan satu-satunya di salah satu kota terkaya di Indonesia.

Laskar Pelangi

merupakan pencerminan sebuah perjuangan anak-anak miskin yang ingin tetap mewujudkan mimpinya menjadi nyata, bersama membangun image sekolah mereka kembali yang tidak pernah ada adik-adik kelas mereka sejak kesepuluh anak paling mengagumkan itu telah menyelamatkan sekolah tersebut yang terancam di tutup, Harun, seorang anak yang telah menjadi anak paling berjasa karena telah membuat sembilan anak lainnya tidak kecewa untuk kembali pulang dengan harapan yang kandas untuk sekolah.

Perjalanan guru-guru disini pun ditampakkan, bagaimana semuanya dilakukan dengan ikhlas dan penuh ketulusan, walaupun apa yang mereka dapatkan tidak sesuai dengan kebutuhan yang merong-rong mereka, tujuan mereka hanya satu, "Membuat anak-anak miskinpun berhak untuk mendapatkan pendidikan", saya melihat bahwa kunci inilah yang coba di urai dengan kisah perjalanan yang membukau dan mengharukan, dan diselingi kisah cinta Ikal dengan A Ling yang disuguhkan dengan lucu, khas cinta monyet yang membuat kita tak henti berdecak kagum, bagaimana cerita begitu sederhana bisa membawa kita terbuai, larut kedalamnya.

Tak lupa ajaran-ajaran agama Islam yang disuguhkan terselip dalam beberapa adegan dengan implisit yang tertata dan bagus untuk disuguhkan sebagai film pelengkap liburan anak Anda semasa liburan lebaran ini. Anak-anak kita yang hidup di perkotaan, yang serba kecukupan, atau bahkan begitu menyepelekan arti pendidikan, perlu dijejali film ini, sebagai pendorong semangat bagaimana mereka harus terus menggantungkan cita-cita mereka setinggi langit dengan segala daya upaya untuk mewujudkannya.

Tapi terkadang apa yang kita lakukan tidak seperti kenyataan yang digariskan, Lintang salah satu anak paling cerdas diantara Laskar pelangi ini, harus meninggalkan bangku sekolahnya, setelah memenangkan Lomba Cerdas Cermat, karena ayahnya telah meninggal dunia, dan dia harus menggantikan posisi ayahnya untuk menghidupi adik-adiknya. Sebuah polemik yang kita tidak inginkan, setidaknya saya berharap Lintang bisa menjadi manusia berhasil dimasa datang, tapi dia memang telah berhasil, karena dia berhasil membuat Ikal bisa meraih cita-citanya atas dorongan Lintang, dan menularkan semangat belajarnya kepada anak perempuannya.

Memang semua orang tua tidak menginginkan anak-anak mereka hanya bisa seperti mereka, hidup dalam kesusahan, tidak berpendidikan, mereka berupaya untuk menjadikan anak-anaknya lebih baik dikemudian hari, tapi apa yang kita dapatkan kenyataan di kota-kota besar, mungkin hanya segelintir orang tua seperti itu, contohlah Jakarta, bagaimana exploitasi orang tua kepada anak-anak tampak semakin jelas dan semakin banyak, anak-anak dijadikan media pengganti orang tua untuk mencari nafkah.

Inilah Indonesia wahai saudaraku, film mungkin bisa saja membuat kita tercerai berai air mata, berdecak kagum, terharu, bahkan terpingkal oleh ulah anak-anak Laskar Pelangi dan perjuangan Bu Muslimah (Cut Mini), Pak Harfan (Ikranagara) yang memacu ardrenalin kita untuk membuat Indonesia lebih baik, tapi apa yang kita hadapi sekarang lebih pelik dari sebuah cerita yang membukau, perjuangan yang mengharu biru, warna hidup yang suram. Warna Indonesia sudah lebih parah dari itu, mungkin saya menyarankan film ini menjadi tontonan wajib para petinggi negara, ya kalau bisa NOBAR seluruh anggota MPR, DPR, mentri hingga Presiden, duduk bersama meresapinya, dan coba merefleksikannya dengan kenyataan Indonesia yang ada saat ini, sudah tercapaikan cita-cita UUD 1945 untuk mencerdaskan seluruh bangsa Indonesia, dan adakah perlindungan hak anak yang ada di Indonesia sudah sesuai dengan cita-cita negara kita, dari pada mereka sibuk memperkaya diri, menjejali mulut mereka dengan uang, membuat perut mereka semakin buncit dengan kandungan ulat haram yang siap meledak di hari pembalasan, atau sibuk dengan urusan politik yang berputar tak berujung.

Tapi dari semua film Indonesia yang diputar di bioskop-bioskop tahun ini, Laskar Pelangi merupakan film terbaik sepanjang tahun 2008, dan seharusnya film seperti inilah yang diangkat dan di tuangkan di big screen Indonesia, bukan cerita Urban dan Horror, bahkan percintaan dengan model yang sama. Dengan balutan budi pekerti, nilai-nilai agama yang bisa menjadikan masyarakat film lebih cerdas dari sekarang.

Movie Review : Slumdog Millionaire

(By Brendan Cullin)

Most times when I read about a movie with a lot of hype surrounding it, I find more often than not, the movie never actually lives up to the accolades it receives. "Slumdog Millionaire" is a movie that received such hype. I believe, as I write this review, it has been nominated for best picture by 11 of 20 critics associations. It has already received a Golden Globe nomination for Best Picture in the Drama category. It most certainly will be nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture. "Slumdog Millionaire" has all the ingredients it requires to be a bit of a letdown, based on my past history of movie viewing. Well, this holiday season I finally got around to seeing "Slumdog" and I just want to assure everyone that this movie is as good, if not better than you have heard. Chances are that it will be adding the Empire Movies Best Picture of the Year to the above accolades sometime in the next couple of weeks.

"Slumdog Millionaire" is the story of a young man from the slums of India who rises from poverty to become a contestant on the game show "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire". When Jamal answers every question correctly and is on the verge of winning the grand prize, the show takes a 24-hour break and Jamal is arrested and tortured because it is suspected he is cheating. The movie then takes us through the heartbreaking and often horrible life of Jamal and his brother Salim as they grow up parentless, homeless and without any real direction in life. As he explains to the police how he managed to answer the questions presented to him on "Millionaire", each question that was presented to Jamal on the game show triggers a flashback that involves Jamal, Salim and some horrible event that happened in their lives. Along the way, we learn of a girl named Latika with whom Jamal fell deeply in love during his childhood. Right up to his appearance on "Millionaire", that love has not wavered and we learn that winning money on the game show is not his real reason for even being there.

"Slumdog Millionaire" is basically a mix of a rags-to-riches story with an unconventional love story thrown into the mix. Most North American audiences are probably not used to seeing a love story that doesn't take place in New York or Chicago and doesn't involve Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Jennifer Aniston or Vince Vaughn. "Slumdog" takes us to the worst parts of India and features the worst people we could possibly meet and some of the worst situations we could possibly imagine. Is there anything more horrific than seeing children tortured? If there is, I don't want to know about it. But out of all this doom and gloom, there rises one young gentleman who manages to find his way onto the most popular show on television and uses this opportunity to profess his unfailing love for the girl of his dreams. It might not be the most realistic story. In fact, it surely has all the makings of your typical fairy tale. But it's damn entertaining nonetheless. Without a doubt, "Slumdog Millionaire" is one of the best, most absorbing and most enchanting movies to hit the theatres in 2008.